Religious View of Life

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Taoism-"Shit Happens"
Confucianism-"Confusius says, "Shit happens.""
Buddhism-"If shit happens, it isn't really shit."
Zen-"What is the sound of shit happening?"
Hinduism-"This shit happened before."
Islam-"If shit happens, it is the will of Allah."
Protestantism-"Let shit happen to someone else."
Catholicism-"If shit happens, you deserve it."
Judaism-"Why does this shit always happen to us?"
Atheism-"I don't believe this shit."
Agnosticism-"What is this shit?"